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MBA Vs Engineers

Posted In: . By Nalin Bakshi

An MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend.

"Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute....

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Economically there are mass scales of stars in the sky.

So "Economy of Scale " would be the ideal strategy in that market. Strategically such market would be a volume driven market
Financially it would be a low margin market.
From HR point of view we would require huge manpower


What does it tell you?"
The Engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically"

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The Engineer says: "Someone has stolen our TENT"

 

Few Jokes in Hindi and English.

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Shiv ji aur parvati ji computer kyon nahi seekh paye....??

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Ganesh ji mouse leke bhag jate the.....













Hippopotomus jhooth kyun nahin bolte?????






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bcoz "hips dont lie"...shakira..







An Elephant meets an Ant!!



On Introduction:

Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai?
Elephant: Paanch Saal !!!


Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!
Elephant: I AM A COMPLAN BOY ..


Elephant: Cheetti tumhari umar kitni hai ?
Ant: Tees Saal.


Elephant: Tees Saal aur itni chhoti.

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Ant: Haan ....
I AM A SANTOOR GIRL.... MERI TWACHA SEY MERI UMAR KA PATA HI NAHI
CHALTA











Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange?

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They Both Are Not a Banana !!





What's d volume of d person who has lost his memory???










sochoo







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pie r square h!!!!!
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coz he keeps on sayin MAIN CONE HOON!!!!!!!!!







Why did ramu throw butter from the window???

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Ans : he wanted to see the butter-fly!!!!!!








Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha:

Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ?

Gadha: Apple khaane

Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !!
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Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!